Heroes Need Not Apply goes live on Amazon. Buy now before the panic begins! Makes an excellent holiday gift for that special someone whom you don’t really like anymore. If the tripwire and deadfall didn’t rid you of them, this book should do the trick nicely. Beats pest control any day!

We Are Coming is everywhere. Look in any reflective surface and you’ll see us. PS: Don’t tell anyone or they’ll think you’re nuts. They’ll dose you with drugs, shock you with electricity and subject you to group therapy. Then you’ll be really nuts. And you’ll still see us.