{"id":240,"date":"2021-10-15T17:19:22","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T17:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.digitalammo.org\/?page_id=240"},"modified":"2021-10-24T20:43:51","modified_gmt":"2021-10-25T00:43:51","slug":"assimilation-checklist","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/?page_id=240","title":{"rendered":"Assimilation Checklist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>How long since your last alien abduction?<\/li><li>Do you enjoy being probed? With or without hot sauce?<\/li><li>Who&#8217;s controlling your mind right now? Can you feel your toes WITHOUT touching them? It&#8217;s not as easy as it looks. Be careful.<\/li><li>How many tentacles am I holding up? (Don&#8217;t say one!)<\/li><li>If you experience difficulty answering ANY of these questions, press the emergency button below and wait for the Galactic Ranger Squad to break down the door. Can you hear them coming?<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/help-button-gf86aa798a_1920.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-342\"\/><figcaption><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">PRESS REALLY HARD!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong><em>HARDER THAN THAT!<\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How long since your last alien abduction? Do you enjoy being probed? With or without hot sauce? Who&#8217;s controlling your mind right now? Can you feel your toes WITHOUT touching them? It&#8217;s not as easy as it looks. Be careful. How many tentacles am I holding up? (Don&#8217;t say one!) If you experience difficulty answering&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/?page_id=240\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Assimilation Checklist<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-240","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/240\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/podpeoplepress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}